Slow down, sit back, and stay awhile. Set the tone for relaxation with this custom "Porch Rules" metal sign. Whether your rules are "Sip Sweet Tea" or "Listen to the Birds," this charming sign adds a touch of Southern hospitality to any front porch, patio, or sunroom. Printed on heavy-duty, rust-proof Aluminum Composite (ACM), it’s built to withstand the weather while welcoming your guests with style.
Why We Love It
The porch is the transition zone between the busy world and your sanctuary. Here is why this sign is the perfect finishing touch:
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The "Southern Charm" Vibe: There is nothing more inviting than a well-decorated porch. This sign captures the essence of slow living, encouraging guests (and you!) to take a breath before entering the home. It pairs perfectly with rocking chairs, hanging ferns, and a welcome mat.
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Weatherproof for Life: Porch decor takes a beating from wind, rain, and humidity. Wood signs rot and paint peels. Our signs are crafted from ACM (Aluminum Composite Material), which is impervious to moisture and rust. It will look just as crisp in 5 years as it does on day one.
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Fully Customizable: You aren't stuck with a generic list. Customize the text to match your family's vibe. Add "Grandma's Porch," "The Smith Patio," or your own unique rules like "Shoes Off" or "Wine Required."
Product Specifications
| Design Style |
Rustic Farmhouse / "Porch Rules" List |
| Material |
1/8" ACM (Aluminum Composite Material) - Rust-Proof |
| Finish |
High-Gloss UV Print (Fade Resistant) |
| Mounting |
Pre-drilled holes for easy hanging on siding or brick |
| Origin |
Designed & Printed in Oldsmar, FL, USA 🇺🇸 |
Frequently Asked Questions
Can I change the rules?
Yes! The default list usually includes classics like "Nap Often" and "Feel the Breeze," but you can rewrite them completely. Just list your 3-5 custom rules in the personalization box.
How do I hang this on vinyl siding?
Because the sign is lightweight ACM, you can use "vinyl siding hooks" (no drilling required!) or exterior mounting tape. For brick or wood, standard screws work perfectly through the pre-drilled holes.
Is this a good gift for grandparents?
It is one of our top-rated gifts for grandparents! Personalizing it with "Grandma & Grandpa's Porch" makes it a sentimental favorite they will cherish.
