Not Vodka Water Bottle Labels
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A cheeky reminder to hydrate! These custom water bottle labels feature the humorous, bold slogan "Definitely Not Vodka." They are the perfect favor for bachelorette parties, girls' trips, or wedding welcome bags, adding a fun, high-energy, and cheeky touch to your celebration's beverage station. Printed on waterproof vinyl, they are fully ice-bucket ready.
Why We Love It
This label is fun, functional, and perfect for adult humor:
- The Ultimate Gag Gift: The funny, bold slogan is a great photo prop and instantly sets a high-energy, relaxed tone for the weekend of celebration. Perfect for morning-after welcome bags.
- Waterproof & Ice-Bucket Ready: Our self-adhesive vinyl is fully waterproof. Toss your bottles into an iced cooler—the labels will not run, smudge, or peel, ensuring the fun lasts all weekend.
- Personalized Memento: Customize the label with the event name, location (e.g., Scottsdale, Miami), and the dates. It creates a fun, lasting memento of the joyous occasion.
Product Specifications
| Design Style | Party / Humorous Slogan / Bachelorette & Adult Theme |
| Material | Waterproof Sticker Paper (Vinyl) |
| Label Dimensions | 8" x 1.875" (Fits most standard 8oz & 16.9oz bottles) |
| Durability | Ice-Bucket Ready, UV Resistant, Smudge Proof |
| Customization | Name, Location, and Party Dates |
| Origin | Printed in Oldsmar, FL, USA 🇺🇸 |
Frequently Asked Questions
Can I customize the colors?
Yes. The font and background colors are fully customizable to match your event palette (e.g., pink and black, or navy and white) for a high-end look.
Do you offer matching labels for mini champagne bottles?
Yes. We offer matching custom labels for mini champagne, wine bottles, and gift bags to coordinate your entire bachelorette theme seamlessly.
Is the application easy?
Yes. Our labels are self-adhesive. Simply peel the backing and stick the label directly on the water bottle.