Don't Fuck Up The Table Acacia Wood and Marble Coasters
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The living room version of our blunt favorite. "Don't F*ck Up The Table" engraved on sophisticated Acacia wood and marble coasters. It tells guests you care about your furniture, but you also have a sense of humor.
Why We Love It
- High-End Look: The marble/wood combo looks expensive, making the joke even funnier.
- Great Housewarming Gift: Perfect for friends buying their first home or new furniture.
- Sturdy: Heavy construction stays in place.
Product Specifications
| Material | Acacia Wood & White Marble |
| Text | "Don't F*ck Up The Table" |
| Shape | Square or Round |
| Origin | Engraved in FL, USA šŗšø |
Frequently Asked Questions
How do I clean the marble?
Wipe with a damp cloth; avoid acidic cleaners like vinegar.
Is the engraving permanent?
Yes, it is laser engraved into the wood.