Don't Fuck Up The Bar Acacia Wood and Marble Coasters
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For the host with a sense of humor and nice furniture. These premium Acacia wood and marble coasters are engraved with the blunt instruction: "Don't F*ck Up The Bar." A hilarious and practical gift for the home bartender.
Why We Love It
- Premium Materials: The mix of marble and acacia wood looks high-end, balancing out the crude humor.
- Effective: Guests definitely get the message to use a coaster!
- Laser Engraved: The text is burned into the wood for durability.
Product Specifications
| Material | Acacia Wood & White Marble |
| Text | "Don't F*ck Up The Bar" |
| Shape | Square or Round |
| Origin | Engraved in FL, USA 🇺🇸 |
Frequently Asked Questions
Is it censored on the coaster?
The product images show the actual engraving; usually, it is fully spelled out for maximum effect.
Are they heavy?
Yes, the marble adds significant weight.