Funny Doormat Sayings That Will Have Your Guests Laughing at the Door

Why greet guests with a boring “Welcome” when you can make them laugh before they even ring the bell? Funny welcome mats add personality, charm, and humor to your doorstep—plus, they make unforgettable housewarming gifts!

At iCustomLabel, we design doormats that speak your mind (so you don’t have to).

Why Choose a Funny Doormat?

🤣 It’s an instant icebreaker for guests
🏠 Adds personality and character to your home
🎁 Makes the perfect gag gift or unique housewarming present
📸 Highly shareable for social media and porch photos

Humor is the welcome sign that never goes out of style.

Top Funny Doormat Sayings

🐶 For Pet Lovers

• “Hope You Like Dog Hair”

• “The Dog Barks, We Yell, You Leave”

• “Beware of Wiggle Butts”

☕ For the Sleep-Deprived

• “Probably Napping”

• “Did You Bring Coffee?”

• “Introverts Live Here”

🍕 For Foodies

• “Come Back with Tacos”

• “Doorbell Broken. Yell ‘Pizza!’”

• “We’re Home. Don’t Knock.”

🤪 For the Slightly Sarcastic

• “Nice Underwear”

• “Welcome-ish (Depends Who You Are)”

• “Go Away Unless You Have Snacks”

🧹 For the Seasonally Spooky

• “If You’re a Ghost, Come In”

• “Witch, Please”

• “This House is Boo-tiful”

All doormats are made from durable, weather-resistant materials and printed with fade-proof ink.

Best Occasions for Funny Doormats

• Housewarming gifts

• Birthday surprises

• White elephant or holiday parties

• Real estate closing gifts

• Dorm rooms or first apartments

Want to take it up a notch? Pair your doormat with a matching welcome sign or custom drink coaster from iCustomLabel.

Shop Funny Welcome Mats at iCustomLabel

Whether you’re sarcastic, pet-obsessed, or just love a good pun, our collection of funny doormats will help you say what you’re really thinking—without saying a word.

Because your front door deserves a little attitude.