Funny Doormat Sayings That Will Actually Make Guests Laugh
Your doormat is the first thing guests see—so why not make them laugh before they even knock? Funny doormats are the perfect mix of practical and personality, giving your entryway a dose of charm, sarcasm, or straight-up sass.
Whether you’re shopping for your own front door or looking for a unique housewarming gift, these hilarious doormat sayings are guaranteed to get a giggle (and probably a photo for Instagram).
Why Choose a Funny Welcome Mat?
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😄 Breaks the ice instantly
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🏡 Makes your home feel more inviting (even if it’s just to Amazon drivers)
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🎁 Perfect for gifts—especially for housewarmings, weddings, and holidays
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🐾 Great for pet parents, parents of toddlers, and introverts alike
You can even personalize your mat with names, inside jokes, or favorite phrases at iCustomLabel.
Top 15 Funny Doormat Sayings
Here are some of our best-selling and most-loved options:
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Come Back with a Warrant
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Hope You Brought Wine
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The Dog Is in Charge, We Just Live Here
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Welcome-ish (Depends Who You Are)
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Please Hide Packages from Husband
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Alexa, Do the Dishes
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No Pricks Allowed (with cactus graphic)
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Probably at Target
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If You’re Not Pizza, Don’t Bother Knocking
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We’re Too Broke to Kidnap
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Doorbell Broken, Yell ‘Ding Dong’ Really Loud
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You Better Have Tacos
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Shoes Off, Booze On
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Kids Inside. Proceed at Your Own Risk
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Welcome to Our Chaos
Want to make your own? Just upload your phrase and design it in minutes!
Types of Funny Doormats We Offer
| Material | Best For | Features |
|---|---|---|
| Coir (Coconut Fiber) | Outdoor porches | Rustic look, durable, classic |
| Rubber Backed Polyester | Indoor/outdoor | Washable, non-slip, colorful prints |
| Custom Logo Mats | Small businesses | Add brand humor to your entryway |
We print every mat in-house with durable inks that hold up to weather, shoes, and toddlers.
Perfect Gift for Any Occasion
Funny mats are trending because they’re:
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Great housewarming gifts
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Pet lover-approved
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A hit at bridal showers
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Unique for birthdays or holidays
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A fun gift for the friend who has everything
You can browse ready-made styles or create your own inside joke with our Funny Welcome Mats Collection.
Shop Custom Funny Doormats Today
At iCustomLabel, we make laugh-out-loud welcome mats that are personalized, affordable, and totally you. Choose from our bestsellers or upload your own quote to create something unforgettable.
Let your mat do the talking (so you don’t have to).
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