Can't Drink Flowers Champagne Label
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Better Than a Bouquet
"You Can't Drink Flowers." A hilarious and truthful label perfect for Mother's Day, Valentine's Day, or birthdays. Give them the gift they really wantโone they can drink.
Why We Love It
- Funny: A great gag gift that is also practical.
- Honest: Flowers die, champagne is delicious.
- Stylish: Nice typography makes the joke classy.
Product Specifications
| Material | Waterproof Vinyl |
| Size | Standard 750ml Bottle |
| Theme | Humor / Gift |
| Origin | Made in USA ๐บ๐ธ |
Frequently Asked Questions
Is the text customizable?
The main quote is usually fixed, but personalized fields may be available for names.
Is it waterproof?
Yes.